Julia: I'm going to tell Harry to close his eyes and bend down and then I'm going to kiss him and he's going to open his eyes and then we get married! Isn't that AWESOME?
Julia: There's a new first-year in school and he falls in love with her -
Me: and what's that first year's name? (like I don't know)
Julia: Julia!... And then I write my next book - Harry Potter and the Wizard Breakup.